Jokes sms

SANTA: yar bahut raat ho gyi h

AAJ RAT KO YHI RUK JA
KAL SUBAH CHALE JANA
BANTA: thik h yar phir me ghar se night dress le aata hu ...

Mam:-tu RO kyu rha h?
Boy:-meri MUMMY mere PAPA ko KUTTA khti h or mere PAPA unko BiLLi
mujhe samjh NAHi aata ki me PiLLA hu ya BiLLA ...

Kasam se ek ek ko chun chun k marunga
Kisiko nei chorunga
Dar Gya kya

dar mat

Jaan se nahi

sirf miss call marung ...

Shayri likhna koi msti nhi
Shayri krna koi Sasti nhi
Jo Ldki tumare samne hsti nhi Samjo ki wo brush brabr krti nhi ...

Santa Station Pe Khada Tha
Train K Ate Hi
Wo Khade Khade Jhuk Kyu Gaya
Kyuki
Train Se Aawaz Aa Rahi Thi
Jhuk,Jhuk,Jhuk,Jhuk!!! ...