Jokes sms

Shadi Nahi Aasan Bus Itna Samajh Lijiye, Ki Finail Ki Goli Hai Or Choos K Khani Hai.:-)

Wo konsi chiz hai..jo refrigerator me rakhne ke baad bhi garam rehti hai?




Kya hua nahi pata




Garam Masala

Agar Koi Insaan Rajanikaant Se takra Jaye to wo Kon Sa Gana Gayga?

Sochho
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Sochho?
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Are

PARWATO SE AAJ ME TAKRA GAYA

Bus 4 Gahnto Me 4 Kilo Miter Chali

Wah Wa

Bus 4 Gahnto Me 4 Kilo Miter Chali

Hmne
Condacter Ko Pucha To Bole Durghtna Se Der Bhali

As the new dawn ushers in a New Year, we wish u happines & prosperity in each step fosward! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 in advance

Chamn Se 1 Bichda Hua GULAB Hu
Khud Apni TABAHI Ka Jwab Hu
yu Nigahe Na Fero Apne DOST Se
Kamino



Me Tumhri Hi Sangt Me BARBAD Hu

An insult.
Boy:- I like your teeth very much.
Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why?
Boy: coz "Yellow" is my favourite color.

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha

Wah wah wah


Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha


Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

Chor Ki Biwi Shohar Se:Ghar ka rashan khatam ho Gya h jaldi se lekar aao

Chor:Le aaunga
Jaraa
dukane Toh band hone do

Dr-Motape Ka Ek Hi Elaj H
Tum Roj 2 Rotiya Khaya Kro
Sonu- ok Sir, Par Ye To Bataiye 2 Rotiya Khane Se Pehle Khani H Ya Khane K Bad

Girl:Tum mere liye kya-2 kr skte ho
Boy:kya kru
Gl:kya mere liye chand la sakte ho
B:fir kya prithvi ke charo taraf tera baap ghumega

Airhostes: sir ki khawoge?
Bnta: badam milk, khir, bread pakora with tea
Airhostes: sir tusi jahaz te aye ho, parbhatferi te nhi

Dard Dene Se Mohabbat Badhti Hai.



Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Mein Fsa Gayi

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_/ \_ UuueeiiMaa.

Goa k pas k panji Railway station ki 3rd no plt form k bajuwale 1 chotese kabrastan me gade huye rapchik murde ki kasam I MISS YOU

1 X'mas Tree
1 lakh Candles
1 crore Baloons
1 million Stars
1 billion Wishes
1 hearty Prayr
Snding u my advancd Xmas & nEw year wises