Doob jati h Kashtiya jab Ate hai tufan Yade reh jati h bichar jate h insan,Yad Rakho to bahot Qarib paoge Bhul jaoge to dhondte reh jaoge Ladki: mujpar shayari karoboy: in kali-2 zulfon se karti ho andhera, in kali-2 zulfon se krti ho andhera, Ho jao takli aur krdo savera
Bhai 1ladki muje bhut tang kr rhi hpta nhi usko mera no. kha se mila
jab b kisi ko cal kro bich me akr khti h
PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT
Amitab:Ab akhri sawal 1 crore ka what is ur fathers name?Santa: Hasne laga
Amitabh: Hans kyun rahe ho?
Santa:saale option to de.
mere jigar,Mere dear,Ye bta tu kidr,Mujko tri fikar,Abi mili khabr,1 bomb fta udhr,Usme ghayl 1bandr,Mujhe laga dar,1sms kr,wo tu nhi dear gadha ro-ro kar dua kr rha tha aye khuda mujhe padhne ki takat de, 1 din uski dua kabool huye aur aaj masha-allah woh ye sms v padh rha h SOLAY 2025Mom:Beta soja warna GABBAR aa jayega
Beta:100Rs do wrna DAD ko bata duga ki mere sone k bad GABBAR ata h
Wo Chum Le 1 Bar To Aati Nahi NeendUski Meethi Awaz Me Hi Rat Jati Hai Beet
Is Liye Aap Risk Na Uthao
Kachuaa Jalao, Macchar Bhagao
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne bilkul gobar jaisa..?WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai.
studnt=mai fail hona chahta huDost: kyo
stud-papa ne kha h ki 1st aaya,to science dilaunga,2nd aaya to arts,fail hua to shadi kra Dunga
Vari varsi khatan gyasi khat k layanda Bhuttatusi raat nu sutte rh gaye twadi
KISSI le gya KUTTA!!
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Girl : Nice mobile,Wer did u buy?
Boy: I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME
A black girl ko bhagwan ne pankh de diyakhushi se boli : God
kya ab mE pari ban gyi hu.
God:nhi re pagli
tu ab chamgadar ban gyi h
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