A CHOCOLATE cost Rs1A Rose cost Rs10
A Honda City cost Rs10 Lak
BT
A frind like U cost Million dollar
bade mhnge ho yar
Bech du kya?
Munni badnam hui Darling tere liyeMunni k dant chamkile gal he pile
seeng nukile re
Wo jungli sand hui darling tere liye
Santa:Yaar! Kal biwi ka birthday haiKoi aisi gift bata
jo seedha dil me uttar jaaye
Banta bahut sochne k bad: Goli maar de sali ko
Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-TaiseXam Me copy Kr K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
ACP-Daya Pata lagao Akhir Munni Badnam Hui to Hui Kaise?
7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jatiHai To Bhut Taklif Hoti H
1-PYAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
&
7-TOILET ME PANI
Mandir Ki GhantiPooja ki Thali
Nadi k Kinare Suraj ki Lali
Zindgi Me Aaye Khushiyo ki Bahar
Mubark Ho Apko
DASHERA
Ka Tyohar
Insaan ka dil sab se zyada kab jalta h?Jab aap BLACKBERRY ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aakar kahe
China Hai Na
Teacher-Mehnat Hi Sab Kuch H.Mehnat Ka Fal Humesha Mitha Hota H
Student-To Thik H
Me Kal Aangan Me Mehnat Ka Ped Hi Laga Dung
6 birds were sittin on a treeA hunter saw dt n shot ovr
5 birds flew away
Bt 1 bird dint move an inch
y?
Kch ni bus Nakhre h madam k
Father:-Beta Apne Aap Ko SudharoMain Chahta Hoon Ki Tum Ram Bano
Beta:- Papa Seedhe Kyon Nahi Kahte Ki Aapko Teen Shadiya Krni H.
Ek machar Sucide karne ke Liye Chipkli ke Samne ja ke Bola plz eat me,Bt usne mana kr diyaWhy?
Socho?
B'coz navaratre chal rhe h
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