Jokes sms

A CHOCOLATE cost Rs1
A Rose cost Rs10
A Honda City cost Rs10 Lak
BT
A frind like U cost Million dollar
bade mhnge ho yar
Bech du kya?

Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye

Munni k dant chamkile gal he pile

seeng nukile re

Wo jungli sand hui darling tere liye

Santa:Yaar! Kal biwi ka birthday hai
Koi aisi gift bata
jo seedha dil me uttar jaaye

Banta bahut sochne k bad: Goli maar de sali ko

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise

Xam Me copy Kr K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise

ACP-Daya Pata lagao Akhir Munni Badnam Hui to Hui Kaise?

Ram yug me doodh mila

Krishan yug me ghee

Kalyug me Tea mili

Fook mar ke pee

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c!__!
Enjoy tea

7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho jati
Hai To Bhut Taklif Hoti H
1-PYAR
2-RISHTA
3-SCHOOL LIFE
4-DOSTI
5-PAISE
6-SMS PACK
&
7-TOILET ME PANI

Mandir Ki Ghanti
Pooja ki Thali

Nadi k Kinare Suraj ki Lali

Zindgi Me Aaye Khushiyo ki Bahar

Mubark Ho Apko
DASHERA
Ka Tyohar

Insaan ka dil sab se zyada kab jalta h?

Jab aap BLACKBERRY ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aakar kahe




China Hai Na

Teacher-Mehnat Hi Sab Kuch H.

Mehnat Ka Fal Humesha Mitha Hota H

Student-To Thik H

Me Kal Aangan Me Mehnat Ka Ped Hi Laga Dung

6 birds were sittin on a tree
A hunter saw dt n shot ovr
5 birds flew away
Bt 1 bird dint move an inch
y?
Kch ni bus Nakhre h madam k

Father:-Beta Apne Aap Ko Sudharo

Main Chahta Hoon Ki Tum Ram Bano

Beta:- Papa Seedhe Kyon Nahi Kahte Ki Aapko Teen Shadiya Krni H.

Ek machar Sucide karne ke Liye Chipkli ke Samne ja ke Bola plz eat me,Bt usne mana kr diya
Why?
Socho?



B'coz navaratre chal rhe h

GOLU: Mere 3 bete Engineer ban Gye
Lekin ek DAKU ban gya

MOLU:To usko ghar se nikal de

GOLU: yar kama kr to wahi lata hai.

Doob jati h Kashtiya jab Ate hai tufan Yade reh jati h bichar jate h insan,Yad Rakho to bahot Qarib paoge Bhul jaoge to dhondte reh jaoge