Plz Samjne ki kosish karo muje tang na karo,Rat ko tumhari wajh se nind nhi ayi,Mat khelo mri zindgi se
Snta ne hath jodkar machar se kha

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Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,

Bin scrap ke dil bor ho raha hai,

Kahin aisa to nahi,

Ek pyara sa dost ab tak ghar ke bartan dho raha hai..... U don't mind

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Santa-me yaha nahi rahuga mere rupey wapas kro
Itna chota room mujhe janwar samza he kya?

Waiter-mere bap room me to chal

ye lift h

Boy:
Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??

Girl:
Andhay ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai

Boy:
Acha to Apna mobile Number;
Likh ke Dikhao.

Question:
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?


Nahi pata!!!!??


Ans:

Beauty parlor me!

Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya. Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya? Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha.



Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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or Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer

Jai apne premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
k
behosh ho gya
Jb hosh aya to romantic ho kr pucha
jaan

KASAM SE
Nahati kyon nhi ho yar

Haso
Nacho
Kudo
Chilao
Kisiki Parwah Na Karo
Kyu Ki Duniya Janti Hai Ki Bandar Aisa Hi Karte Hai
Chalo Ab Bandar Jaise Muskurao Mat