Jokes sms

Girl-Ladka kaisa h?
Pandit-Ladka acha h Enginering kiya h dikhne me film ka HERO lagta h

Girl-Kaun si film ka hero?


PEEPLI LIVE

Sharabi Road par pada tha
policman-itni Q pi rakhi h
Srabi-mazburi thi
policmen-kya mazburi thi
sharabi-botal ka dhakkn gum ho gaya tha

"YAAD"
Agar Kisi K Kehne Se Aaye To Kya "YAAD" H
"YAAD" To Wo H
Jise 'BATA' Nhi Sakte
'JATA' Nahi Sakte
Or Aa Jaye
To 'MITA' Nahi Sakte

Tom apne dost se-Yar aj tk Meri itni insult ni hui,Meri nayi Padosan ne muje Nahate hue dekh lia h
Dost:To tu chahta kya h?
TOM: BADLA

Badal garaj rhe he zor-shor k sath
barish ho rhi h tufan k sath
Hr pal dhyan rakho apni gf ka
khi thand ki mari so na jaye kisi or k sath

Funny but true

This generation boys and galz get into love becoz of misunderstanding
And break up when they understand each other

Kon kise dil me jagah deta h
Ped b sukhe patte gira deta h
Wakipt hai hum duniya ki rivaajo se
Dil bhar jaaye to her koi bhula deta h

Srdar Ek Ladki K Ghar Rishta Le Kar Gaya
Ladki K Maa Bap bole: Hmari Beti
Abi Padh Rhi H
Sardr: Koi Bat Nhi Hum Ek Ghante Bad Aa Jaynge