Jokes sms

Angry Snta to Son: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Son: (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa?

Snta :Neeche mat dekho. Look at me


:D
Have a nice day!! ...

A Boy asks a Grl in a Market
i hv lost My Grlfrnd can u talk 2 me for a minute?
Grl-why
Boy-coz wenever i talk to a Grl my Girlfrnd finds Me ...

Santa Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko Maar Diya!

Qki

Jab
Bhi
Wo
Apne
Kisi Frnd Se Puchta
Ki
Tu
Kisse Baat Kr Raha He
To
Wo
Kehta-
"TERI BHABHI SE" ...