Jokes sms,

Knjus:Doctor daant niklvana hai.Kitne paise loge?
Doctor:200rs.
Knjus:Ye lo 50rs daant dheelaa kr do,main nikaal lunga..

Uske Papa K Paas 10 Floor Ki Building Hai
Dosto
Phir Bhi Khte Rehti Hai

Zara Si Dil Me De Jagah Tu
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Sita ji ke vanwaas me bahut badi seekh hai... - 2


Ghar me agar 3-3 SAAS ho to phir JUNGLE he theek hai..

Har sapna khushi ka pura nhi hota
Koi kisi k bina adhura nhi hota
Jo roshan krta h sab rato ko
Vo chand b to har rat ko pura nhi hota

Santa-Yar banta,sir ka msg aaya he ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu?

Banta-Are Message Sending Failed likh k Sir ko bhej de.

Arj kiya hai

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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Teacher: ye kiska Signature h @@@@@

Studnt: Mere pitaji ka
Teacr: aisa kaise?
Student: Ji, wo "JALEBI" banate h Hath aise hi chalta h

Briliant ans by on breakup
Gf: Tujhe mere jaisi ladki kabi nhi mil skti
Bf: Chill swthrt,Jab mujhe tu pasnd hi nai to tere jaisi Q dhundu

Abe O
Burai Ki Murat
Pap Ki Tasvir
Bewfai Ki zinda Misal
Mtlabi Insan
kmine
Dhokebaz

Aisi Koi B Quality Ap Me Nhi H
U r a so swt

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Rat Hogi
sMs Na KarKe Tune DIL Dukhaya H Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi

AapKo Meri Kaun si aadat BURI Lagti Hai ?
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Reply Kiya To
Teri Khair Nahi !

Techr: Aaj tum late Q aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota h fir deri Q ki ?
Kid: Madam, Ap meri itni fikar mat kia karo log galat samjhte h

Welcom 2 Care centr Khusi k liye1 dabaye
Muskan k liye 2 dabaye. Mujhse
dosti k liye 3 dabaye Mujhse picha chhudane k liye apna gala dabay

A CHOCOLATE cost Rs1
A Rose cost Rs10
A Honda City cost Rs10 Lak
BT
A frind like U cost Million dollar
bade mhnge ho yar
Bech du kya?